Otherwise...Asking Why Is Not the End of the Alphabet

Today I did this:

1. I danced without wearing a seat belt
2. Remembered that U is not the end of the alphabet, which explains why I couldn'd find a word beginning with Y before the word umbrella
3. Thought I was on the verge of insanity when I remembered something that changed my life forever when I was 9. Really. It kind of felt like eating to many cookies.
4. I learned what donec aliter provideatur means. I didn't think people spoke Latin these days, but apparently that's a falst assumption.
5. Wrote a comletely random email to a professor I had at Northeastern last summer telling him about meeting Dinka and Nuer people at my ESL job
6. Called New York at 7am to demand some answers
7. Chopped heaps of onions without crying
8. Chopped way too many vegetables at work and as a result my hands smell like a used cutting board